Who Didn't See This Coming?

Since when do BEAVERS lose in a fight with FROGS?  I suspect foul play.

I mean, really?  What the hell?  If they manage to lose to a bunch of CARDINALS next week, well that'd be understandable.  Those guys either have God or air supremacy on their side, depending on which homonym their mascot refers to.

or both--flying clergyman!  FUUUUUUU-

Beavers: Nature's Chuck Norris

Get it? Chuck Norris? Yes.

How great would it be to be a beaver? Assuming you still had opposable thumbs, this would arguably be the best thing that could happen to a person. Problem with Steve at work? Gnaw his fucking leg off with your ridiculously huge incisors.

See this badass?  That's me immediately before I relieve Steve of his burdensome left leg for bitching about his kids at the office picnic.  I hate you Steve.

Talking Beavers?

Inconceivable.

And yet, this cute little beaver is having a DISCUSSION WITH HUMANS.

Land Beavers?

The groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as a woodchuck, or in some areas as a land-beaver, is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots. Other marmots, such as the yellow-bellied and hoary marmots, live in rocky and mountainous areas, but the woodchuck is a lowland creature. It is widely distributed in North America and common in the northeastern and central United States. Groundhogs are found as far north as Alaska, with their habitat extending southeast to Alabama.


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